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Monday 6 August 2012

Obituaries: Godric the Vampire God


Hello Everyone,
Where I live now has a new ASDA and as Godric the Vampire God from Trueblood met the sun recently.
(see image below)  I thought he would like to get a new flat screen TV from ASDA so he could keep an eye on his increasing vampire family and naturally to watch Trueblood on it now!
Godric stated just before meeting the sun that 2000 year's of living is enough and that he wanted to make amends. This is a quote from Godric from the waitress Sookie Stackhouse who witness his self chosen death as his family could not watch with him, due to their vampire condition making sun bloke useless. In all seriousness, Godric is a kick ass vampire and became a great moralist late in his 2000 years on planet earth after a life time of moral nihilism as his progeny Eric states that Godric taught him that "There is no right or wrong only survival or death." 
Godric's family wish it to be noted that Godric states that he told a lie about his moral nilhilism and that in his family there were and are centuries of love and faith between them.


It can also be noted that Godric is survived by his two living dead progeny Nora and Eric. Eric is also a maker his Progeny is called Pam Godric's Granddaughter! Who we have recently learnt that she too has just become a maker to a new vampire called Tara.
So had Godric lived he would have been a Great Grandsire or Grandmaker, but he still is one!
(See picture from Godric's family album)



As these pictures show this vampire family is close and has loving ties!
We can only hope that they follow their Grandmakers advice and that their blood with thrive if they do!


















It is noted that the name Godric means the following "Power of God." It safe to say that Godric lived up to his name and hopes that his family can thrive! This is an obituary not the life history of Godric!
If you really lucky I will do this but when the family pass on the relevant information!




I know that many people were killed during Godric's life and that he wanted to make amends! In short Godric was a bad ass vampire who met the sun with a clear conciseness who wanted to burn, hoped to see God and find a deeper meaning in life and death . Godric knows that man and vampire can co-exist!  It is important that we think before we act and that thinking " What would Godric do?" would be a wise thought!
Many Thanks Godric's family and his friends wish them well and hope they can stay out of trouble long enough to read these words.

By Myriam Roberts

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